Saturday, September 29, 2012

You can tell a woman's mood....

by the drink in her hand. It's a science, really. 


Cosmos: She's a classy bitch looking for a chill evening with her girls and gay friends.
Beer: She's laid-back....like a "bro". Talk sports, sex, video games.....she's a guy friend. Not a girlfriend.
Long Island: She's had a rough day, and just trying to drink it all away.
Vodka and Cranberry: She's our kind of girl ;)
Shot girl: This is your straight shot to a hook-up, no pun intended. You may brag in the morning to your boys, no worries.
      Specifically, Liquid Cocaine: she will be a "WOO" girl. Have fun.
                         Blow job: Congrats, she's probs thinking of you as she goes down on it.
                         Starry Night: She wants to get there quick and dirty like.
Coke: She's the DD. Walk away. Not happening...she's not happy more than likely and a creeper won't help that situation out at all.
Rum & Coke: Now that's something different than just a coke......She doesn't want a bro-out night or a super girly night either. She just wants to dance, and possibly give you her number. Good luck.
Sex on the Beach: You know what's on her mind. No luck needed, my friend. ;)
Russian Fruit Basket: Watch out. You will carry her home, and leave her there alone. Got it???
Scotch: As my friend and dancing partner, Jeffery, would say, "She's a keeper" and a tough one to come by.



This list was composed by -Amber and Kerry. You're welcome. 





Friday, September 28, 2012

My Weeks on Instagram: September 2012


                                            









                                                           


  1. Eat. Drink. Be happy. 
  2. Water droplets caught by a spiderweb. 
  3. Dylan...being a fatty. 
  4. Hugh Hugh and I at the SEAC picnic
  5. Country sunset
  6. Amber
  7. Amber and I
  8. Deidra and I at the attic
  9. Playing Hangman with a classmate. #truth
  10. Dylan rocking out after being pampered by his nieces. 
  11. Amber and I at City
  12. Laughing gas was given out as a party favor for Howards.




My Week(s) on Instagram: August 2012



















  1. Art Museum date with Dylbear
  2. Julie and I at 149....I drank ALOT this month just to warren you.
  3. Plate 21. YUM.
  4. Dog walk with Christopher
  5. Gay night with Lucas <3>
  6. Stuffed peppers, a masterpiece really.
  7. Julie thought the table looked pretty....we were drunk
  8. Thunderstorms are the best :)
  9. Dylbear as a building manager
  10. A work of art Dyl and I created
  11. Family video grand opening!!
  12. Kyle with black hair (o.O) at 149
  13. Facials with Deidra
  14. Mini Beers with my girl Deidra
  15. Romi's a cute distraction for GRE studying
  16. Attic....completely dead. Awesome.
  17. Grillin' time cause it's summer time! ;)
  18. Scooby snack. Looks like snot, but it tastes pretty good!
  19. Gay night with Lucas and Josh

Oh my wonderful, and glorious blog, you!

AH! I've been so busy, I haven't gotten a chance to blog in a LONG time......like a long time. BUT, that's going to change. Sttttarrrttting NOW!