You can tell a woman's mood....

by the drink in her hand. It's a science, really. 

Cosmos: She's a classy bitch looking for a chill evening with her girls and gay friends.
Beer: She's laid-back....like a "bro". Talk sports, sex, video games.....she's a guy friend. Not a girlfriend.
Long Island: She's had a rough day, and just trying to drink it all away.
Vodka and Cranberry: She's our kind of girl ;)
Shot girl: This is your straight shot to a hook-up, no pun intended. You may brag in the morning to your boys, no worries.
      Specifically, Liquid Cocaine: she will be a "WOO" girl. Have fun.
                         Blow job: Congrats, she's probs thinking of you as she goes down on it.
                         Starry Night: She wants to get there quick and dirty like.
Coke: She's the DD. Walk away. Not happening...she's not happy more than likely and a creeper won't help that situation out at all.
Rum & Coke: Now that's something different than just a coke......She doesn't want a bro-out night or a super girly night either. She just wants to dance, and possibly give you her number. Good luck.
Sex on the Beach: You know what's on her mind. No luck needed, my friend. ;)
Russian Fruit Basket: Watch out. You will carry her home, and leave her there alone. Got it???
Scotch: As my friend and dancing partner, Jeffery, would say, "She's a keeper" and a tough one to come by.



This list was composed by -Amber and Kerry. You're welcome.