15 Things Guys do Wrong with a Girl

....Or guy, if that's your thing.

1. Play games. Everyone likes to think that women are the only one who play games. WRONG. Listen players, you're not cool. You're not fly. You're a d-bag and an a-hole, and only messed up girls like that....and even then, that's just in their 20s. Then they wise up, and you.....well....yeah.
2. Try too hard. We appreciate your effort however there is a fine line between sweet and stalker. Send flowers and texting us have a nice day...sweet. Randomly showing up at our work with flowers, chocolates and your church choir...stalker.
3. Don't try enough. If you like a girl, let her know. Also refer to #1 and #11
4. Play the "Bro Code" card. This is a cop out for you to be a dick. If you know your bro is stepping out on his girl, TELL HER!!! Its called having a conscious and if you ever want to date another girl in that town telling her is how you do it. Protecting your bro is gonna get you laid.
5. "Hit it and Quit it" If you plan on doing this tell the girl first and if she doesn't care more power to you. But if you don't tell her and she gets feelings for you, its your fault.
6. Call a girl anything other than beautiful. We appreciate you telling us we look hot in our outfit however our girls can tell us. Its your job to say what no one else is, that we are beautiful and you only have eyes for us.
7. Thinking you can use sarcasm on the first date. Sarcasm unless we know you already makes you come off like an asshole. This will not a second date.
8. Don't defending your woman. Trust me: She can handle her own most likely. But still, it's nice to know that you're willing to forgo your social standing just to tell your friend (or whoever) that he's being a d-bag, and needs to knock it off. Don't go macho or beat anyone up, but stand up for once and make sure people know she's awesome and you won't stand to hear anything otherwise. 
9. Cat Calls and Dog Whistling. I'm sorry, but I'm a lady....NOT an animal. 
10. Having your ex-girlfriend on the back burner...just in case. There is a reason there is an ex-in front of her name and you should keep it that way. Keeping her around just in case your new girl doesn't work out is just shady.
11. Never calling or texting first. We know that you have your phone within arms reach at all times, put aside your pride, pick up the phone and make contact first. Cuz if we feel like we are bothering you, we will stop talking all together.
12. Lying. This one is pretty self-explanatory, just DON'T do it...period!
13. Always comparing girls to Victoria Secret Models. Listen if I looked like a Victoria Secret model most likely I wouldn't be talking to your broke down ass to being with...I have an ass, hips and a chest, embrace it!
14. Having half naked women on your computer, your wall or on DVD. This is trashy, we are already comparing ourselves to these women and you rubbing it in our faces basically saying this is what we want you to look like is MESSED UP!!!
15. Sexting or even asking for us to sext you is NOT gonna happen. If we want to send you a half naked pic, I promise we will but no matter how many times you ask. If you ask the answer will always be no.

Brought to you by: Kerry and Amber (Guest writer- Deidra)