Saturday, September 29, 2012

You can tell a woman's mood....

by the drink in her hand. It's a science, really. 


Cosmos: She's a classy bitch looking for a chill evening with her girls and gay friends.
Beer: She's laid-back....like a "bro". Talk sports, sex, video games.....she's a guy friend. Not a girlfriend.
Long Island: She's had a rough day, and just trying to drink it all away.
Vodka and Cranberry: She's our kind of girl ;)
Shot girl: This is your straight shot to a hook-up, no pun intended. You may brag in the morning to your boys, no worries.
      Specifically, Liquid Cocaine: she will be a "WOO" girl. Have fun.
                         Blow job: Congrats, she's probs thinking of you as she goes down on it.
                         Starry Night: She wants to get there quick and dirty like.
Coke: She's the DD. Walk away. Not happening...she's not happy more than likely and a creeper won't help that situation out at all.
Rum & Coke: Now that's something different than just a coke......She doesn't want a bro-out night or a super girly night either. She just wants to dance, and possibly give you her number. Good luck.
Sex on the Beach: You know what's on her mind. No luck needed, my friend. ;)
Russian Fruit Basket: Watch out. You will carry her home, and leave her there alone. Got it???
Scotch: As my friend and dancing partner, Jeffery, would say, "She's a keeper" and a tough one to come by.



This list was composed by -Amber and Kerry. You're welcome. 





Friday, September 28, 2012

My Weeks on Instagram: September 2012


                                            









                                                           


  1. Eat. Drink. Be happy. 
  2. Water droplets caught by a spiderweb. 
  3. Dylan...being a fatty. 
  4. Hugh Hugh and I at the SEAC picnic
  5. Country sunset
  6. Amber
  7. Amber and I
  8. Deidra and I at the attic
  9. Playing Hangman with a classmate. #truth
  10. Dylan rocking out after being pampered by his nieces. 
  11. Amber and I at City
  12. Laughing gas was given out as a party favor for Howards.




My Week(s) on Instagram: August 2012



















  1. Art Museum date with Dylbear
  2. Julie and I at 149....I drank ALOT this month just to warren you.
  3. Plate 21. YUM.
  4. Dog walk with Christopher
  5. Gay night with Lucas <3>
  6. Stuffed peppers, a masterpiece really.
  7. Julie thought the table looked pretty....we were drunk
  8. Thunderstorms are the best :)
  9. Dylbear as a building manager
  10. A work of art Dyl and I created
  11. Family video grand opening!!
  12. Kyle with black hair (o.O) at 149
  13. Facials with Deidra
  14. Mini Beers with my girl Deidra
  15. Romi's a cute distraction for GRE studying
  16. Attic....completely dead. Awesome.
  17. Grillin' time cause it's summer time! ;)
  18. Scooby snack. Looks like snot, but it tastes pretty good!
  19. Gay night with Lucas and Josh

Oh my wonderful, and glorious blog, you!

AH! I've been so busy, I haven't gotten a chance to blog in a LONG time......like a long time. BUT, that's going to change. Sttttarrrttting NOW!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

15 Things Girls Do Wrong with a Guy (or a Girl, if that's your thing)

1. Use "YOLO" as an excuse to get shwasted and sleep with a guy. OH, and then ask your friends, "Why can't I just find someone???" Really....? Class it up ladies. Men (or Women) still like that.
2. On a related note, just sleeping with any guy too fast. There are plenty of ways to ensure that this doesn't happen. There's the one month rule. Wait til you meet his/her mom rule. Or the don't do it until you know his/her mother's maiden name. The last two could probably happen at the same time. Either of these are good rules. Pick one. Stick with it, and you'll be golden.
3. Saying some pretty clingy or desperate statements. For instance, "I just want you to love me" or "I'm outside your house right now. I just want to talk." (True story for my one friend, Jess.) This only makes your significant other, or maybe just your crush, want to run in the opposite direction.
4. Saying you're too fat, or too ugly, or your boobs aren't the right size. After the first couple times you say this, they'll start to ignore you and just think you're fishing for some kind of compliment. And let's face it, you are. Have to confidence where you don't need to hear reassurance from men that you're a hottie. That confidence will make you one, without doubt.
5. Likewise, acting cocky. Humility goes a long way. You don't want to look like a stuck-up bitch. Saying something like, "I'm perfect",  and meaning it, will turn any potential lover off.
6.  Using that stereotypical girly high pitched, "OH MY GOD!" voice. Unless you are making fun of girls who do that, do not speak like this. Cause you will be made fun of. Just sayin'.
7. Trash talk people, whether the guy knows the person or not. You just look like a bitch and a drama queen, and who really wants to be around that negativity?
8. Sending mixed messages. Jumping into things before you thought about it, and changing your mind... OR just being two-faced, as some guys will take it as being.
9. Being indecisive. Just pick something! Trust me, it's not the end of the world if you picked something that's not so awesome. Chances are, you'll have time to go back and do the other thing. Even if you can't, there's always tomorrow to do something else. Make the most of what you do, and you'll love it either way.
10. Changing your personality. Okay, bare with me. I know this sounds contradictive of everything else I'm say. But when you really think about it, it's not. All of these things are apart of growing up, and being that mature, wonderful woman you're meant to be. But unless you're just a c***, you don't need to change your core personality or beliefs, especially for a guy. Stand strong with those, and the Mr. Right, as opposed to Mr. Right Now, will find you. You're just going to have to trust that.
11. Being too high maintenance. You don't need to spend two hours on your hair and make up everyday for results that look the same as if you just used really good moisturizer and make up brush. Yes you look pretty. But you look beautiful naturally. I spend 20-30 minutes on that stuff, if that, and am always getting compliments on my make-up/hair. Think of it this way: there are so many more important things you could do with that extra 1.5 hours. You could watch a movie. Take a walk. Workout. Have really great awesome sex. Everyone loves that, right?
12. Being too serious. Most guys I know enjoy teasing their girl. Be able to make fun and laugh at yourself. Quit sweating the small stuff. Your attractiveness to everyone, not just that special guy, will increase tremendously.
13. Accepting men who treat you poorly. Like you're heels, keep your standards high.
14. Never reaching for the bill, expecting the guy to be chivalrous. Treat him to a night out every now and then, instead of always insisting he treats you. While you're at it, hold the door open for him now and again. It should be about neutral respect, people. Get with the times!
15. Not following the do's and don't's of proper social behavior. Any d-bag will sleep with you, if you're hot enough or just plain drunk enough. Regardless of class or not. You don't want to be the 2am girl. You want to be the girl they're proud to walk around with during the day. Being annoying, clingy, dumbing yourself, or rude won't help that happen. Just take the advise and see what happens. It's better than just doing the same old thing you're doing now, isn't it?

Monday, August 13, 2012

My Birthday Wish Completed!




I accomplished my personal goal of 22 random acts of kindness in one week for my birthday, and a few of my awesome friends helped up the number to 50 (which was my hopeful goal for everyone)! 

Here's the list for those who aren't on my facebook: 

  1. Watched someone's dog (switch I would have done anyways, so meh)
  2. Donated items to the Cocoon Shelter (for the woman who gave me this idea)
  3. Made a coworker bfast while on my fifteen minute break. 
  4. Sending out two care packages to friends overseas to help brighten up their day.
  5. Bought Dylan chips and guac. 
  6. Signed up to volunteer at the Link 3 hours a week for at least 16 weeks. 
  7. Convinced a friend to sign up as a volunteer for another service at Behavioral Connections. 
  8. Complimented a stranger on her outfit. 
  9. Held the door open copious amounts to day. 
  10. In the process of volunteering at a local soup kitchen this week. 
  11. ‎Bought my supervisor bfast.
  12. Was basically DD on my birthday weekend. 
  13. Played nurse to a sick friend 4. Bought a random person a shot. I find that very awesome and kind lol
  14. Gave out way more hugs than normal. 
  15. Sent a supportive letter to a friend who's going through a transitional period in life.
  16. In the process of making 22 mini gift bags to pass out on my birthday to strangers. They will say, "Happy Monday!". 
  17. Donating old clothes to a local "clothing bank". 
  18. Said hi to a stranger who looked to be having a bad day.
  19. Visited my grandmother's grave, and cleaned up a few headstones that were messed up by the landscaper. 
  20. Went the extra mile at my overnight job. 
  21. Agreed to help Dylan help housesit/baby sit tomorrow.
  22. Feed a friend's cat :) 


I hope you all have the most fabulous day! 


Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Cleanse or Bust? Detox Bath Ed.

(not my own photo!)





















I saw on Pinterest a recipe for a detox bath. Intrigued, I decided to give it a try.

WOW. Just want I needed after a long and rough day of studying for/taking finals.

Everything the Pinner said was true. Afterwards, you feel so refreshed and full of new found energy. It's a great way to  get rid of toxins that we are introduced to every day. And if you're feeling lazy, or lethargic, this will cure it. After about 5 minutes, I was burning up. I could actually feel my body expelling bad chemicals and toxins. Not gonna lie, it was pretty gross. But so worth it in my personal opinion.

I insist you try it out for yourself:

Ingredients:
1c baking soda
2c Epsom salt
2c Sea Salt
5TBS of ground ginger
1c vinegar (many use apple cider or plain white)

Mix all the dry ingredients together, and save in a jar. When drawing your hot bath water, add 1c vinegar and 1c of the dry mix. Stay in the bath for 15-30 minutes. For added results, drink plenty of hot tea during the bath as well.

Enjoy!!